Saturday, November 29, 2008
Zombie Strippers Movie Review
Boasting the names of Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund, Zombie Strippers looked like it could legitimately be a good time. It almost was. Englund was a ham as usual, I can’t get enough of him and Jenna was Jenna, hot and naked and then she turned into a zombie. She was still hot but by the end of the movie, not so much. It started off really bad, the Z-Squad; terrible. Then we get to the strip club, and things start looking up, in more ways than one. There’s a whole lot of dancing and overacting and catty strippers, than catty strippers turn into catty zombie strippers. The movie then gets really boring and just plain weird, Zombie Strippers can spin around the poll at amazing speeds and shoot eight balls out of their change purses, I did not find any of that to be as fun as it sounds. Aside from Englund the acting is piss poor, with the exception of Jeannette Sousa who plays a stripper so well you’d think she really was one. I can’t recommend this. If you’re really into Zombies, then maybe, if you’re into strippers, you could get away with watching the first half of the movie than walk away. This was disappointing…but not as disappointing as Automaton Transfusion.