Saturday, November 29, 2008
Automaton Transfusion Movie Review
Hmmm. Yeah, what to say about this one…well, I’ve seen worse, certainly seen better. I made it to the end and for what…for some asshole to cut the film short and slap a “to be continued…” at the end? Man, I hated that. It was bad enough that the movie had a terrible filter over the whole thing, adding grain and pushing the color levels way out of bounds. It seemed like they tried to compensate for a lack of lighting and said “oh, we’ll just fix that in post” good job. The gore was done pretty well. The story had as many holes as a slice of Swiss cheese and I don’t like Swiss, which helped to make the cast seem worse than they were. Honestly, they weren’t that bad, they were B-grade, but not bad. The characters were okay, they were believable, did plenty of stupid shit, like driving into the woods to avoid running over a few zombies, they didn’t even have to hit them; they could’ve just driven around them! Horseshit! My head hurts just thinking about it and my eyes are all fucked up from the stupid filter. Does no one learn? KEEP IT SIMPLE. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. I wish I watched a better movie, don’t make the same mistake, don’t waste you’re time on this nonsense.